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Totally random numbers without looking: 3, 11, 13, 42, 77

3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

- The fact that I only have to say “meow” out loud, and my kitty comes running.

11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?

- Absolutely not.

13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?

- Rottweiler, for sure. I had one growing up. Best dog ever.

42: What is it from?

- I assume this is in reference to #41 (where’s your last bruise?), so on my face, and it’s from hitting my head while lightheaded and vomiting. (Been sick)

77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

- Honestly, only with one person.

Thank you!<3





i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

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I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.

I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.

the truth, it burns

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tom hanks is my favourite human being

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jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64

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Matthew cheating to win in who “scare away more ghosts” at "El Hormiguero MX"





if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn


if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

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i loved this scene so much

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i just want a boy to see me and go “yes” and keep thinking “yes” for a very long time

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im scrd

Alright, I usually don’t agree with these.. But I’ll do it.

I’d appreciate this seeing as I’m up at 5am

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